me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
eletrons: wurnbo: i would rather stare at the wall for 5 hours instead of going to school that’s what I do at school Thats what I did all through high school
ohceanic: i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Person: Do you like Arctic Monkeys?
Me: ................ I like life, I guess. I FUCKING LOVE ARCTIC MONKEYS
maahamburger: if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused