May 2013
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April 2013
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me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
eletrons:
wurnbo:
i would rather stare at the wall for 5 hours instead of going to school
that’s what I do at school
Thats what I did all through high school
ohceanic:
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
i-am-superjohnlocked:
mrsmarymorstan:
pudus:
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Person: Do you like Arctic Monkeys?
Me: ................ I like life, I guess. I FUCKING LOVE ARCTIC MONKEYS
maahamburger:
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
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March 2013